how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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