ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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