just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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