Whod you bang
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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