they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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