Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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