Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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