i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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