ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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