oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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