So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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