Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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