Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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