I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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