that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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