she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Are we still banned from the library?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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