that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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