You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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