i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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