I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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