I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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