Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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