Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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