she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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