if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Non-Jews are for practice
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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