thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
This is the high leading the old right now
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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