nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
