are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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