hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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