I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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