why didn't you poke me back
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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