i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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