what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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