This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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