Grow some girl-balls and come out already
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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