I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just high enough for therapy.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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