Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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