We won't sleep together?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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