Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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