What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
It was confusing and full of hummus
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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