Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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