Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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