Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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