i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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