he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I need water and some morals
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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