this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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