i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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