whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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