I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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