so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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