So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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