It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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