Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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