Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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