Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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