i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he puts the penis in happiness.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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