so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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